As always after throwing a podcast out the door like an orphan child hoping that they would star in in a musical about being an orphan, we are now throwing out the orginal text from the Assassin’s Creed review hoping that it takes flight and makes us money in some silly fashion. Enjoy!

Assassin’s creed is a game by Ubisoft, in which basically you go around killing people and run around big places, larking about. We could call it a day there but that wouldn’t do it justice.

You play two people through the game, Desmond, the name of whom conjures up the Channel 4 sitcom with the same name and then there’s Altair, the ye olde man who crafts his living by making sure other people aren’t living. There’s the evil Takazuki Corporation who wants to explore your mind to find a shiny thing and that’s basically what everything you do throughout the game leads up to.

Over the course of the game you do find out more what the shiny thing is, the state of the world in the future present and also in 1191, and of course where would we be without a couple of plot twists along the way? Sounds good so far? Let’s press on then.

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