Short answer to that ever wonderful question is in fact; be a celebrity or filthy rich on the back of someone else’s work.

So when you have made it big, then open up a Twitter account, at which point if you’re indeed popular, you will be asked to verify yourself. Once that happens, you’ve made it and can now write about that piece of toast you had with thousands of open-mouthed cavemen hanging on your every word.

Well done you.

If that option has failed, then pretty much you’re going to be a small fish in an astronomically large ocean and that will pretty much not change until you do something that attracts people’s attention.

These days we all try to shout about ourselves on the Internet, so why not write one of these wonderful things? What’s that you say? A blog? Me? Write? Using? Words? My god, he’s mad, mad I tells you, MAD!>K!LK!&IUHIKOL”H$*&”Y*&”YR, riots in the street, badgers being burned etc.

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