Merry Christmas you 2010 people!
The Lord of Leisure | December 25, 2010
And so it’s that time of year once more, where we even dust off the same santa picture telling you that you should buy things, and that means a festive Ooh Sometimes message to be displayed on the 25th of December to those who are too bored to talk to their families, but unlike last year, there are now better things to watch than RedTube, if the recent episodes of Robert’s web, staring Robert Webb is to be believed. I bet the guys who came up with the name of the show spent literally seconds thinking that up.
First of all, Merry Christmas to everyone today (even those who prefer not to celebrate, remember kids, you’re still getting some days off), hope you got what you wanted or indeed perhaps you just got to spend time with your “loved” ones (yes you only see them when you have to, don’t lie), and if not, just remember, EBay allows you to sell both your crap presents and your loved ones on as required.
Plus this year, stores have extended their returns policy to the end of January. Let’s be fair most of the stuff on sale this year has been sh*t, so let’s all get the money back and get drunk instead.
By the time you read this, I myself as usual will away from sunny or snowy London, back in the Midlands with friends and family, more than likely right now I’m on the floor under the influence of yet more questionable substances, all the time laughing at shiny things. You’d think I’d have learned that cheap Tesco bleach is powerful stuff from last year when I ended up jumping up and down on a neighbour’s car dressed as fat Elvis.
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