Hello, this is me!

Hello, this is me!

As people come to oohsometimes.com, you may be wondering what the hell this is all about. Fair question, perhaps you are wondering if viewing these pages will tell your future?

Well the future, I can’t really tell you what the future holds because if I knew for 100% certain what was going to happen, I would have manipulated events to the point where I rule the world and clothes wearing for sexy ladies would be thrown out of the window along with any ideas of shame! 🙂

But the world is not yet ready for such a revolution. Shame.

My Name is Paul Hughes, the self-proclaimed Lord of Leisure which can only be confirmed now that I even own the domain name: lordofleisure.com, and this is a place on the internet where if something creative comes to my mind, I make a digital note of it for later review, which just so happens that everyone else on the internet can read it too.

In essence, this is a blog.

Generally blogs are little pads on the web where people write huge amounts of nonsense which no-one in their right minds would ever care about. Such topics of discussion on those tombs of the silly include; my pet Fluffy’s trip to the gynaecologist, Why cheese should never be used to fuel a car and where on earth is Carman Santiago?

Blogging took off along with various amounts of internet trolling in a big way thanks to the efforts of the evil empires known as the social networking sites where all sorts of tat is posted and people just aim to have as many “friends” as possible despite the fact half of them are more than likely dead or posting baby pictures while surfing and drinking battery acid.

I’ll continue to write dangerously by stating that I live in the UK at the moment, but who knows where tomorrow, and for those chat bots from Brazil, it may excite them to know that there are many exciting things that the UK has to offer:

  • Signs
  • Old people
  • Fish Fingers
  • Rolls to put Fish Fingers in
  • Trees
  • Things
  • Poundland
  • The credit crunch breakfast cereal
  • Other things

Now, at the moment I past the point of 30. Which means that I am classed as old. Not sure where to go with the age thing to tell the truth.

Seriously, I’m no longer considered young, everything just goes wrong with everything at this point. The belly gets ever larger, the mood becomes one of disgust of everything, not just because it’s several months in between taking a bath and let’s be fair, the face won’t get any better. Problems getting women before? Pretty much call the whole thing off now.

Now, I nicked this following load of waffle from all those surveys that were spammed around a few years ago, along with several life ripping away applications. Please enjoy and laugh at your leisure:

Name: Paul Hughes
Birthday: Some time in the 20th century.
Birthplace: London
Current Location: London (It’s scary mummy!)
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown as the highlights that are displayed in the picture above are gone for now, but they will return (cue evil scheme type music)
Height: 6ft ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Very Strange
The Shoes You Wore Today: Ones that fit.
Your Weakness: Women, Computers and Blu-Roos (got more expensive tastes now you see, so DVDoos got thrown out)
Your Fears: Everything.
Your Perfect Pizza: One I didn’t pay for.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Live to the end of the year, always seems to be a winner there.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Bo****ks
Thoughts First Waking Up: not again
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: Late normally
Your Most Missed Memory: Can’t remember.
Pepsi or Coke: Both
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Both (When the ladies are involved, I’ll do most things)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ice Tea at a push really
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choc-o-rama
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Nope, but give it time.
Do you Swear: F**k yeah!
Do you Sing: Oh yes, in fact I have even performed at Glastonbury 2007 and here’s a picture to prove it!!Look ma, I'm...pink by the looks of things.Ah yes, I murdered America by Razorlight that night in front of literally people. When will I do it again?
Do you Shower Daily: No, I only shower once I smell worse than the toilet and that can take a while these days.
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: Been there already, it’s not nice.
Do you want to get Married: Unless they serve me to rule the world, not right now…
Do you believe in yourself: Most of the time no.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only on the Nemesis ride at Alton Towers, which my stomach will testify to in a court of law via the gift of inducing wind.
Do you think you are Attractive: I am the embodiment of what all men should be. Of course I am!
Are you a Health Freak: I am a freak, that’s true. Not healthy though
Do you get along with your Parents: Sort of, maybe, sometimes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Thunderstorms, no. Thunderbirds, yes.
Do you play an Instrument: (Refuse to answer a question that personal)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Actually I seldom drink these days due to the sheer amount of driving I do.
In the past month have you Smoked: Nein
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nein
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope. Not a sniff….WHY!?!?!?! (Cue dramatic music with appropriate weather effects)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No, I have been to a shopping center. Malls are in America, we have shopping centers dammit!!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Do Oreo milkshakes count?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Actually yes I eat sushi quite a bit, I think it’s because I need more fish placed in clumps of rice in my diet.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, but the day is young.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, quite disappointed really as I have offered.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nein
Ever been Drunk: Indeed
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, mainly by men. This concerns me.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, I’m not a fighter, I’m a bleeder
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: I don’t want to die. It actually scares the hell out of me. Then again so do tiny people.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I will never grow up, I will be a numpty forever!
What country would you most like to Visit: One on Earth
Best Clothing Style: Any clothes I have ironed or taken off the clothes maid. The options are endless.I usually like wearing underpants for weeks on end to help save the environment.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Lots, Lemsip, calpol, you know the usual and for an extra rush, I stand up quickly.
Number of CDs I own: Lots again, mainly PC games. How sad
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I did have regrets, but at some point, you learn, that’s how life rolls baby. Let’s Rock.

This Page was last updated 14th December 2014